Quotes…but in a not-so-serious manner.
Homer Simpson? Family Guy? Something you heard someone say?
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Quotes…but in a not-so-serious manner.
Homer Simpson? Family Guy? Something you heard someone say?
Stewie: [hitting on some co-eds] I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I’m thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.
Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog.
-Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Peter’s voice on tape: Please leave the lights off, Lois. I dont want to be seen.
Lois: I imagined you wouldn’t after the way you acted a while ago.
Peter’s voice on tape: I thought you might say something like that.
Lois: Anyway, I’ve convined Meg to go to the dance.
Peter’s voice on tape: Please don’t yell, Lois. I’ve learned my lesson!
Lois: But I wasn’t—
Peter’s voice on tape: Oh, you would happen to bring that up Lois. Can’t you leave the past where it belongs?
Lois: Peter what’s gotten into you—
Peter’s voice on tape: Because Ive already said it was a scavenger hunt.
Lois: [pulls over bed sheets and see pillows and voice recorder] What the…?
Peter’s voice on tape: Lois, if you still haven’t discovered I’m gone, please flip the tape over to side B.
-Family Guy